How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you call an arab ?

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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