Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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TIMMY

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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