What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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