Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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