why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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