Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Japan

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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