A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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miha kako si?

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Roses are red.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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