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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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