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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why? Why not?

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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