- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's brown an sticky Shit

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