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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

run farther?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Your mother is average.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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