- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

My mum is called Steve

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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