- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Poker face

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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