Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Pianos.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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