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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's one plus one? two.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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