- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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