What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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alert('The Game')

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Anti Joke

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