Women drivers...

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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