SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Anti Joke

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