- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your sex life.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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