What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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