- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

hey hey apple

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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