A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

CHORGLUND

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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