- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What does water smell like? water.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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