What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Penis

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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