Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is older than history?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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