wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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