Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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