What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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