- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

wael.. nuff said

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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