If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

osama bin laden is dead

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

hers a joke... japanese people

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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