- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Women's Rights

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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