- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

silver bullet?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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