- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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