Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

A sober Irish individual.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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