How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

alert('The Game')

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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