- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

I enjoy Popcorn

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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