- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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