- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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