Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Your mom.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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