Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Justin Bieber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Dislike this!!!!!!

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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