Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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