Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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