What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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im gay because im gay

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