A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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