What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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japan4.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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