Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Church.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What stops a train? A missile

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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