Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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