- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Women's Rights

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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