- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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