Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What you reading? reading?

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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